(https://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-cannabis-rescheduling-is-causing-celebration-and-confusion-as-marijuana-stocks-sell-off-f79330e0?mod=mw_rss_topstories) triggering a selloff wins the award for most idiotic market reaction of 2026. Wall Street spent years hand-wringing over regulatory risk, then throws a tantrum the moment the FDA actually eliminates barriers. We've reached peak absurdity in "buy the rumor, sell the news" territory.

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